10.10.07

On top of the the couch all covered with cheese she lost ...

While eating lunch my daughter , decides to make the great escape to the couch with plate and lots of yummy spegatti !
(Yes spegatti all covered with half the bottle of moms sprinkle cheese and topped with lots and lots of meat balls. )
Eating , she announced she lost her meat balls. I could clearly see she lost more then her meat balls ,she also lost part of her plate of spegatti and most of the sprinkle cheese.
With her hands stuck in the cushion of the couch she looked at me .
Sobbing , she wanted mommy to help her find her meatballs.
mounds of spegatti hitting the floor , with snow cheese falling all over the carpet , she went to take the cushions off the couch.
Jumping up and down she yells ,I found them .
Out came .1 ...2....3....4...5.. meatballs not counting the ones that were glued to the back of my couch cushions .
A spatula and bottle of stain guard later and missing my favorite thirty minute show I had it cleaned up.

7.10.07

Still trying to figure out how I did it !

My son asks for the salt shaker, I point toward the kitchen counter.
With my son running back to the living room where I was seated he was screaming ,"Mom how do you get salt off my food?"

Alittle suprised ,I looked at his plate, it looked as if someone had took a salt rock and covered his food.

Asking him,"Why did you take the lid off the salt shaker?"

Looking confused wondering why I was asking , He looked at me saying he didnt use the salt shaker !

Now how does salt get on your food if you didnt use the salt shaker?

He used the entire container of salt , He said he wasent sure how much to put on it so he just poured and poured until no more would come out !

With my mouth open and chin dragging the floor , He looked up at me like he still hadn't did anything wrong .
Still wanting to know how to get the salt off his food so he could eat it ,he went to the kitchen turned his plate on the side and watched the salt pour off it , then his mashed potatos slid off right into the foor.

'Crying' he went to his room .."Mom ruined my mashed potatos !"


Now how did I do it?